Friday 5th
June arrangement
Could you please put a gentle reminder on the the blog that we
should not be moving sprinklers off the green when putting.
Do not remove, dodge the spray!!
The Greenkeepers carefully place and time their location to ensure even watering - with just about every Tee-Slot occupied, they have little time to complete this very important task and your forbearance is much appreciated.
Due to social distancing rules, the game for Friday has been changed to 3 Ball Individual Stableford all to count. Playing a Scramble round would somehow infringe on social distancing rules as we would have to play from the same position.
Teams are as follows:
Game: 3 Ball Individual Stableford
all to Count
Tee Time Team
Members
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08:18 |
D Asquith, R Davis, M Sanders |
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08:26 |
J Blackburn, S Holt, D Mugridge |
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08:34 |
R Stone, B Barrow, J Siabi |
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08:42 |
J Pearce, F Martin, B Rees |
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09:22 |
M Leigh, I Fielder, P England |
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09:54 |
J Wandless, M Cording, D Dowell |
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10:02 |
D Gardener, A Rowland, C Rudling |
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11:06 |
C Gingell, N Gabb , Steve Southgate |
One person in each team will take over scoring
Open VPAR, Click on Play, Select “Friday 3B Individual” from
Existing Games and continue.
Keep safe and enjoy your golf
James Siabi
Card players will understand
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the
same day.
They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted
to Heaven
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in
Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please
God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth
the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it
without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go
into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I
showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She
simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that
to me?
"Sorry,
Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a
pair - no matter how big they are.
..and how men have changed the Household picture...
Hi John, is this item of interest? I have managed to off-load my dinghy and six oars which I have had lying around since boyhood to an old boy who lives by the river.
Response:-=
Hi Stuart, enjoyed the visit to the estate . it's looking good. With regards to the boat it appears to have more holes than the Titanic mouse attack.
Stuart reply:- Stick a rubber patch on from an old car tyre. You're a boatee not an Admiral . What A fuss anyone would think you are going to make a trip down the Mississippi not poodle down a country stream. Get a grip on reality.
Reply:- News flash ...Man drowns
in river at Donyatt , report that the boat was like a polo. He would have been
better off making a raft with all the oars .
