Friday 27th March
Lockdown day 4
Ok, we've had a few complaints that the Classical Music below was too high brow for Seniors, so I phoned Tom Jones and asked him for a personal Message for CST Golfers...honest...
Thanks Edmundo...
Plenty of Videos and jokes coming in - many thanks. Can't do anything rude or Political as this Blog can be seen by the World. Mustn't use any words or names that would be picked up by search engines...also some of them are too long to post and the Blog allowance is limited a little and our Archive takes up a lot of storage.
Loved this one from James, it's quite long but artistically one of the cleverest I've ever seen , so turn up your sound, grab a glass of wine and sit back and enjoy this wonderful interpretation.
Use the Full Screen button on bottom Right of Picture.
Question what use did the "12th Doctor Who" make of this on TV ?
Hi John , Maybe some of our members might not be aware if they have Sky Sports You can suspend it until live sports returns, I did it this week by phone but I think now you can do it online. Saving £28 per month all helps.
cheers Martin.
Select 'Pause' and they will stop payments until Sport is resumed.
day 5 and the Seniors are getting a bit creative !!!
Ok, we've had a few complaints that the Classical Music below was too high brow for Seniors, so I phoned Tom Jones and asked him for a personal Message for CST Golfers...honest...
Thanks Edmundo...
Plenty of Videos and jokes coming in - many thanks. Can't do anything rude or Political as this Blog can be seen by the World. Mustn't use any words or names that would be picked up by search engines...also some of them are too long to post and the Blog allowance is limited a little and our Archive takes up a lot of storage.
Loved this one from James, it's quite long but artistically one of the cleverest I've ever seen , so turn up your sound, grab a glass of wine and sit back and enjoy this wonderful interpretation.
Use the Full Screen button on bottom Right of Picture.
Question what use did the "12th Doctor Who" make of this on TV ?
Hi John , Maybe some of our members might not be aware if they have Sky Sports You can suspend it until live sports returns, I did it this week by phone but I think now you can do it online. Saving £28 per month all helps.
cheers Martin.
Select 'Pause' and they will stop payments until Sport is resumed.
day 5 and the Seniors are getting a bit creative !!!
Wow, thank you for all the Emails, Whatsup, Texts etc - can't keep up with it all but I'm sure it will slow down, lots of Pictures too which are great.
Ray G sneaked up the Club to feed his Birds and says the Greenkeepers are very busy up there.
I've had a load more, but all are a little Risqué for this public Blog I'm afraid !
I couldn't resist editing this one sent by Chris...
Use the Full Screen button on bottom Right of Picture, hit ESC Key t the end...
A
man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a
speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a
little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and
he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde
woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says,
“How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten
years,” he says.
She
reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a
pack of fresh cigarettes.
He
takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then
she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whisky?”
He
replies, “Ten years!”
She
reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a
flask and gives it to him.
He
takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then
she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit
and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
And
the man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
I've had a load more, but all are a little Risqué for this public Blog I'm afraid !
I couldn't resist editing this one sent by Chris...
Nice to hear from Sir Victor Gane who sends us the sort of advice he is following :-
To get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start
and thus have more calm in our lives. So I looked through the house to find all
the things i've started but hadn't finished...so I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of
Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel
rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
.
Victor V Gane III
A toast to you all
-Pappardelle(home made egg pasta )with peas and leeks /smoked bacon and a
cheese tomato and mascarpone sauce and of course an appropriate glass of Pinot
Gris Cheers !¬
Stuck with Grandchildren, try this idea from our Captain James.
Roger Stone has plenty to keep himself busy indoors or outdors as a Master Craftsman on the Wood Lathe
It's not obvious from the Picture , but each Bean-Support is beautifully tied as you would expect from a Royal Navy Veteran.
Stuck with Grandchildren, try this idea from our Captain James.
Roger Stone has plenty to keep himself busy indoors or outdors as a Master Craftsman on the Wood Lathe
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| Zoomed in on Knot |
Hooray, Val is going to let me live in the Shepherd's hut I built for the grandchildren!
As a special offer to Seniors I’ll build one in your garden for £8,000. Fully lined, double glazed, insulated with traditional wheels.
No planning needed unless you are in an AONB, which just requires a £40 consent form.
