Friday 6th December 2019
Turkey Trott 2 - The Stuffing
In 1700 his Great Granddad terrorised Scotland (Rob ROY)..in 1963 he moved to Somerset and his first job was to clear the snow from outside Windwhistle Golf Club - which was 8 foot deep and took 2 months...He is the love-child of a famous US Campaigner who never used his Surname ( Malcolm X) and a Singing Cowboy (Roy Rogers )...He loves Eggs for breakfast and is the significant other of the girl that went up and down the hill searching for liquid refreshment (Jack & Jill )...Born in December 1939 as Germany took over Poland...
Contemporary of Tina Turner, Marvin Gaye, John Cleese, Dusty Springfield, Lee Harvey-Oswald, Susannah York, Lee Trevino, Jackie Stewart, Samantha Eggar.
He will be up at the Club tomorrow and if you can work out who he is..then say Hello.
In 1700 his Great Granddad terrorised Scotland (Rob ROY)..in 1963 he moved to Somerset and his first job was to clear the snow from outside Windwhistle Golf Club - which was 8 foot deep and took 2 months...He is the love-child of a famous US Campaigner who never used his Surname ( Malcolm X) and a Singing Cowboy (Roy Rogers )...He loves Eggs for breakfast and is the significant other of the girl that went up and down the hill searching for liquid refreshment (Jack & Jill )...Born in December 1939 as Germany took over Poland...
Contemporary of Tina Turner, Marvin Gaye, John Cleese, Dusty Springfield, Lee Harvey-Oswald, Susannah York, Lee Trevino, Jackie Stewart, Samantha Eggar.
He will be up at the Club tomorrow and if you can work out who he is..then say Hello.
Billy Hilson was up yesterday, and ended up playing the
Academy Course with Victor Gane. We learned that dear old Victor is mourning
the loss of his Wife Yvonne (Jackie) who passed away peacefully on 17th October 2019. Our
thoughts are with you Victor, and sorry we couldn't be there to support you -
but you know where to find us I'm sure.
..but we never stay gloomy for long...we don't have the time left....
Once the early heavy drizzle had subsided we enjoyed fairly reasonable conditions including the odd spell of sunshine, so the later starters definitely had a slight advantage.
Sorry for the abbreviated report but I have spent the last two hours in the bar with Frank Martin and Roger Davis, both trying to argue a two shot cut in my handicap.
This has left insufficient time to do any justice to today's events.
Please complain to any of us personally or the committee if you wanted more information.
The real truth is there are too many cards
to type up.
52 Entries, scores ranging from 39 right down to 17 and a couple of NR's.
Apologies for delay around 08:56 as the Club had booked Tee-Times as per a normal Roll-Up, which we are grateful for the grace and dignity of those affected to stand calmly by and let them tee-off.
1st
Division
Winner Maurice
Arnold 39 pts on countback £26.00 or the elusive turkey
2nd Mark Cording 39 pts £16.00 or a very decent port
3rd Dave
Mugridge 37 pts £10.00 or an excellent wine
2nd Division
Winner Nobby
Hodder 35 pts £26.00 or another birdie
2nd Ron
Sutherland 34 pts £16.00 or a selection
of quality cheese
3rd Clive
Fisk 32 pts on back 2 £10.00 or a good dessert wine
Today was birdies and there were 11 in total each winning
£2.36.
( Remember at the AGM you voted that Individual Comps would be Birdies, so this was applied as the Entry Sheet for this had been compiled before the Meeting)
Tony Church
Dave Mugridge
Maurice Arnold
Derek Gardener
Roger Hinds
Barrie Heath x 2
Mark Cording x 4 ( including Eagle of Course)
We are arranging either a special roll-up or a new event to replace the cancelled Xmas Cracker on Monday 16th. So please keep the date clear and an entry sheet will appear on Monday at the latest.
Mark Cording
Vice Captain
Full Results
1. Maurice
Arnold. 39pts
2. Mark
Cording. 39pts
3. Dave
Mugridge 37pts
4. Mike Hone. 35pts
5. Hobby
Hodder. 35pts
6. John
Pearce. 35pts
7. Barrie
Heath. 34pts
8. Norman
Markby. 34pts
9. Ron
Sutherland. 34pts
10. Rod Stevens. 33pts
11. Martin Bargery. 33pts
12. Frank Martin. 33pts
13. Phil Dewar. 32pts
14. Derek Gardener. 32pts
15. Edmundo Paoloni
32pts
16. Clive Fisk. 32pts
17. Mark Sanders. 32pts
18. Malcolm Roy. 32pts
19. Tony Church.
31pts
20. Brian Marsh. 31pts
21. Bob Barrow. 30pts
22. John Sweet. 30pts
23. David Asquith. 30pts
24. Roger Withers. 30pts
25. Gordon Brent. 30pts
26. Stuart Pope.
30pts
27. Roger Hinds. 30pts
28. Chris Hiam. 30pts
29. John Bonney. 30pts
31. Mike
Banfield. 29pts
32. Jerry Stephens. 29pts
33. Ian Griffiths. 29pts
33. George Willerton.
29pts
34. Dave Taylor. 28pts
35. John MacOmish.
28pts
36. Alan Chance. 27pts
37. Richard Forster. 27pts
38. Nick Hill. 26pts
39. Rod Young. 26pts
40. John Wandless.
26pts
41. Roger
Davis. 25pts
42. Charles Vane-Percy.
25pts
43. Alan Davis. 25pts
44. Keith Branchflower.
23pts
45. Eric Smallwood. 23pts
46. Mick Aldridge. 23pts
47. Ken Trott. 22pts
48. John Andrew. 22pts
49. Nick George. 21pts
50. Alastair Purcell. 19pts
51. Mike
King. N/R
Dave & Jerry in jovial mood as they plod around in a 2-ball with Andy Beale being injured |
Barrie started with a Birdie on the first and bookended it with another on the 16th - but a mini-tantrum on the 18th may have just robbed him of cash today ... |
..but to be honest, that finish could be any one of us...… one day... |
George as usual, just enjoying playing Golf and smiling the whole way around.,..
a fine example to all of us...
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Roger definitely losing it on 5th and claims his Club landed perfectly alongside his bag after an eventful bunker shot or two... |
Maurice getting into the mood with a Christmas Charade
describing his route to winning the Turkey
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