17 February 2016


Report for Wednesday 17th February

Only the brave turned out on a mildly wet day that was forecast to get worse as the day progressed, and it did.

The ‘Early Birds’ must have looked at the forecast and had a No Show.

As a result, the late starters turned out in an off the cuff Hassle (two 4 Balls) over nine holes.

  More than eight turned up for the late roll up, however for numerous  reasons four failed to get into the wet spirit of the day. It was intimated that the Vice Captain refrained from going out because the total pot was not worth the effort of getting wet, also he wanted to rest an elbow  injury sustained during the past weekend so that he would be injury free for Fridays Canadian Greensomes competition.

On return of the “Wet Larks”, it was a pleasure to listen to some of the antics that had evolved during their rounds.

For  example: 1. Bob Barrow marked his card in the warmth and dry of the changing room,(obviously a reason to normally be DQ’d as the card should be completed and signed prior to leaving the course ) however leniency  prevailed and he was let off.

2. Iain Rowland's got so wet,he left after a coffee to visit the Pro, to invest in some new waterproofs, a dear day for him as he lost his £1 stake as his team came second.

3. Mick Aldridge was spied from the upper rooms of the clubhouse standing directly behind his playing partners whilst they were putting on the 18th to see the correct line of the putt, normally  not allowed under the Rules of Golf, but was let off as he still missed his putt, however he did hit the hole and lipped out.

4. Norman Markby playing in the Dream Team chipped in on the 5th to help towards one of the 4 birdies that his team achieved.


5. Keith Branchflower was informed that it was a Left Handers course, however his majestic drive on the 4th was not taken,as he was sluggish walking to his ball, and his playing partners decided not to wait for him, and took a shorter drive to save time. Looks like Mrs Branchflower will have to buy him a new umbrella as his decided that it had enough of the rain and turned inside out and disintegrated.



6.Mike Hone had a great STEADY game , picking up on most holes as not required.

The Vice Captain and diamond Des Denning were glad to hear the tales of woe, and rejoiced that staying in the clubhouse out of the rain, enabled them to have a couple of pints and put the World to Rights.

The winning team, which happened to be the Dream Team of the day,played some excellent golf in the horrible conditions, and returned a gross 32 against par of 36. This round included 4 birdies.
( Unlucky !!!!! Birdies were not paid out today).

RESULT:

N. Markby, K. Branchflower, B. Barrow, M.Hone     Gross 32 less H/C 5.3  =26.7   £2 each

I.Rowland,  R.Hall,  M.Aldridge,  M.Leigh                   Gross38 less H/C  9.3   = 28.7   No Money!

There were no Domestic reductions today.

R.J.S   17-2-16