30 September 2020

 Wednesday 30th September 2020

Medal Qualifier

Did you just get Alex's latest from the Club:-

Dear Member,

I hope you are well.

As we move into October and the nights are getting darker &  dingier and the air is getting colder we are going to be making the following changes:

Opening Hours

  • The Kitchen will remain closed on Mondays and Tuesdays. Bar 9am - 7pm.
  • Wednesday and Thursday: Bar 9am – 7pm and Kitchen 9am – 3pm.
  • Friday and Saturday: Bar 9am – 7pm and Kitchen 9am – 6pm.
  • Sunday: Bar 9am – 7pm and Kitchen 9am – 3pm.

If not, I will forward to you, but you should tell the Club that you are not getting their Emails.
Great news about the mezzanine deck being built in the Marquee roof for the indoor bowling green.

Next Week- Monday Stableford - Sign in now on-line or phone Pro Shop.( 44 47  50 Currently Signed Up)

Wed & Friday Entry will be open in next 24 hours - see Golf Program for details of games.



The Sharp Eyed amongst you will have noticed the Cyder Cup Week games are also open for entry, starting on October 12th.

It is a fun week where the Captain & Vice-Captain go head-to-head in a series of Matchplay events, mimicking the more famous Ryder Cup.

Day 1 (M) is the Fourballs 

Day 2  (W) is Foursomes

Day 3 (F)  is Singles 

The Team Captains pick their Teams from the list of entrants, and you cannot switch sides. You can play in any or all of the events, we just keep track of the overall score.

Start Times for Friday Trip6 Medley has been published in Internal Comps - Only 10 Teams have entered and we have lots of early & late slots that we will have to give up if  more don't come forward. Additions will have to be made via the Pro Shop .

Unfortunately weather looks abysmal, with 40 knot winds and rain forecast...

From JW - As for Friday, I’ll post the start sheet today and post in Internal Comps

Members will book in via the pro shop, who will take the monies via each ones account as per normal.

But, due to the scoring of a Medley, cards CAN’T be put into the computer, and most be scrutinised by someone at the end.

I’ll leave that task to you guys to sort out as I’m not about.


 Today’s results ( I’m sure that you will want to re-tell  Bill Hilson’s exploits on the 4th in the blog). can anyone enlighten us...he didn't drive to Glastonbury did he ....

Seniors Monthly Medal 

Wednesday 30th September

 

Division 1 

Nett

£

1

Roger Davis

71

£7.20 

2

Mark Cording

72

£4.80 

Division 2 

Nett

£

1

Mark Sanders

75

£5.00 

Division 3 

Nett

£

1

John Sweet

71

£4.20 

2

Clive Fisk

75

£2.80 

Only 2 Birdies paying £6.00 each 

Bob Barrow  14th

Roger Davis 9th

 

Saw this funny from James, which is a clever play on words as long as you are up to speed on 4000 Years of Egyptian Pharaohs !



Met Brian Marsh in Town just now, you won't have seen him for a while as he is looking after Anne, who is having a tough time with her health at the moment and  needs all of Brian's TLC.


Just Yards away was Geoff Dean who had just dropped Janice off at the Tattoo Parlour...I think that's what he said...then he showed me a nasty flare-up on his arm

Click on the Pic for a close-up

It was from a 'bite' up at CST a couple of weeks ago and will not subside. He's been to Hosp, Docs etc but no diagnosis as yet . Could be Spider, Tick, Horse-Fly etc - it's painful to the touch but shows no signs of going away...and ideas ?

 here's something from Good-Evans...

While riding my Harley Segway X2, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."