Wednesday May 6th 2020
Lockdown Day 44
I really had to think hard for a moment to work out what Day it is, then sat back and thought..does it matter any more ?
Lots more input coming in, a couple were a little to 'Tasty' for the Blog but we appreciate your efforts as usual.
Frankie is getting frustrated as he has only one entry for his 'Count the Birdies' challenge and that was from Bob Geese. Check the blog from a couple of days ago and please send him something directly...
fmceramics@gmail.com
Now it's in the paper we can go official on Owners plans for the Club - nothing new but now specifies 'Clean inert Topsoil', a modest 65K Cub Metres or 100,000 Tons - but vastly changing 8,9,10 and getting a very welcome Pond.
Access is via lane off A30 just before Club, by 6th hole.
Golf Club Plans
So what have we got today...a lesser spotted Hunt has been seen...
First two show the difference between Man and his Dog.
See how the Dog watches carefully, processes the info and reacts correctly...
Now Watch how Men are equally diligent in their observations, but their reactions leave something to be desired...with disastrous consequences.
The Third one features a young Nicola Sturgeon...
Now to relax you a little, the pace we should be working at.
The second thing he will do is hit a provisional!
John, the cartoon you posted on the blog by BoB is a Chard boy, now a famous cartoonist. Grandson of our next door neighbour Janet Rymell who died in 2019.
Frank Martin has one of his originals, a cartoon of Donald Trump trying to dig himself out of a bunker. Frank won it in a blind auction to raise money for the Captain’s charity in 2017.
Obviously someone with a keen eye!
Cheers
Clive
I'm afraid Donald is featured again, this time secret film of when he was allowed to attend Play School to improve his communication skills ..having a bit of a 'TanTrump' - a new word I have just invented, good eh ?
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.’
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.’
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!’
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.’
25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns
would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
This short clip shows the danger of diving in a face mask as you can't see the tiny rock protruding above the water line, get nice and close to the screen and concentrate as it happens very quickly....
If you are ready, press the Play Button.
There was some early optimism about this Friday being our last day, with a restart for Monday 11th, but smart money has moved to May 18th but we won't know until Boris makes the big speech on Sunday.
So what have we got for you today, bit of a mixed bad, so lets just add bit by bit.
Quick warning about not getting too clever with the Ladies....
Funny how Toilet Roll jokes are now a forgotten thing of the past. People say that the effects of this Pandemic will last for Years, but we are so good these day in just getting on with life.
Just weeks ago we were glued to the Screen with Aussie Bush Fires, then about 3 Years of Brexit - are they out yet / - are we out yet ?
Don't you just miss the Days when Cowboy Ronnie was in Charge...
Update from our Capitano...
A quick one from Dame Edna, with Social Distancing, we all have to be prepared to be told where to sit...
Hopefully, to you nice people out there this will look like a perfectly normal picture, but it has a shady side to it...
Combo Name the Frame and Celebrity Post,,, who is this dapper young Man ?
In the 80’s I sponsoreda Prosecco receptiononi at Westland
to raise Liras for the UK team for the Los Angeles Olympic Gamesa at that time Princess Royal was the Patron and I hada the privilegissimo to be presented to Her
We got sent a couple of links, which I'm always nervous to post .
First was the Captain with the full Covid-19 Road Map in 5 Phases and the 2nd was the Golf Club Plans for improving the 8,9,10 holes.
We do not wish to get involved directly here as there are divided opinions, but you can find them all with a modest search.
Mike asks , What is the connection between this and Chickens ?
Answer tomorrow...
The following is genuine advice from one of our members.
Home testing kits for (Covid - 19) virus.
I thought home testing kits were only for NHS, and frontline staff, so I double checked with them, as me and the wife have isolated for 2 weeks, as we developed a very niggly cough and a feeling of unwell.
I was told to try ordering a home kit and it worked, kit arrived yesterday by courier, and collected today at 0830, and should have the results Friday or Saturday.
So, if any Senior is unsure, go online and order.
take care …..
I'll put you in contact with him if you require.
Hopefully we will get away with this one, once more it's all in your imagination, although you do not have to try too hard with this poser !
..he's lost his marbles...
This was our era, amazing how people are able to think
Today's showpiece finale is very cleverly organised and shows a lot of extremely talented youngsters..this would be a great venue for a Pop-Concert, with the sound echoing around all those empty shelves....like the Sydney Opera House.
..enjoy today's sunshine, get those legs tanned & ready.....nearly there.
Update from our Capitano...
A quick one from Dame Edna, with Social Distancing, we all have to be prepared to be told where to sit...
Hopefully, to you nice people out there this will look like a perfectly normal picture, but it has a shady side to it...
Combo Name the Frame and Celebrity Post,,, who is this dapper young Man ?
In the 80’s I sponsoreda Prosecco receptiononi at Westland
to raise Liras for the UK team for the Los Angeles Olympic Gamesa at that time Princess Royal was the Patron and I hada the privilegissimo to be presented to Her
We got sent a couple of links, which I'm always nervous to post .
First was the Captain with the full Covid-19 Road Map in 5 Phases and the 2nd was the Golf Club Plans for improving the 8,9,10 holes.
We do not wish to get involved directly here as there are divided opinions, but you can find them all with a modest search.
Mike asks , What is the connection between this and Chickens ?
The following is genuine advice from one of our members.
Home testing kits for (Covid - 19) virus.
I thought home testing kits were only for NHS, and frontline staff, so I double checked with them, as me and the wife have isolated for 2 weeks, as we developed a very niggly cough and a feeling of unwell.
I was told to try ordering a home kit and it worked, kit arrived yesterday by courier, and collected today at 0830, and should have the results Friday or Saturday.
So, if any Senior is unsure, go online and order.
take care …..
I'll put you in contact with him if you require.
Hopefully we will get away with this one, once more it's all in your imagination, although you do not have to try too hard with this poser !
..he's lost his marbles...
This was our era, amazing how people are able to think
of these adaptations. Wish I was as
gifted! Px.
Just nice to listen to and well crafted.
Today's showpiece finale is very cleverly organised and shows a lot of extremely talented youngsters..this would be a great venue for a Pop-Concert, with the sound echoing around all those empty shelves....like the Sydney Opera House.
..enjoy today's sunshine, get those legs tanned & ready.....nearly there.
